What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

What sexual experience did you have at a highway rest area?

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

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“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

Honestly! Do you people actually watch all that nonsense produced by the nitwit network television stations or do they just claim you do?

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

-mwahh

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

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“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”